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Mon Jan 08 07 / 11:46 AM

On the seventh day of the new year, my true love shared with me:

8 ripe bananas
7 anti-diarrheal pills
6 tablets of gravol
5 grams of fat in chicken soup
4 cups of gingerale
3 of powerade
2 sore ass muscles from sleeping in the bathroom

and a case of food poisoning.



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Lisa Higgs
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