more on probability
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Mon Nov 10 03 / 4:14 AM

On any given night at Barrymore's, the chances are probably 50/50 that I'll make out with a girl. If Katie Caravaggio had stayed longer, the chances probably would have gone up to 90/10. She started it, after all, when she squeezed my butt.

On a related note, when Tanya comes to Barrymore's with Sam, I feel old and unattractive, because guys are always hitting on her. The guys are nothing to get excited about, but that used to be me.



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Lisa Higgs
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